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Lifting weights 101 - Retard's Guide To The Gym

Summary: the only weight lifting schedule you need; the simplest and most straight forward workout routine you'll ever come across

Length: 1 200 words


  • Day 1: Deadlift 5x5, Bench press 5x5, Pull-up 5 sets
  • rest
  • Day 2: Bench press 5x5, Squat 5x5, Pendlay row 5x5
  • rest
  • Day 3: Squat 5x5, Deadlift 5x5, Press 5x5

And remember to mobilize your hips, back and shoulders every now and then to stay healthy and young.

-That's it. Move on. But first share this article with a friend who can't bench press, squat or deadlift his own bodyweight.

What about nutrition?

Food? My advice is to eat food, real food. Eat a lot but not too much. If you focus on fish, beans, eggs, leafy greens, whole fruits and stuff like broccoli and cabbage first you can probably eat just as much as you like. And after that you'll be too full to eat too much french fries, bread, cereals and pasta.


Working out 101

It's supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be easy. If it's complicated, you're doing it wrong. If you absolutely crave complexity, you can add that after mastering the basics (and performing them consistently).

Make no mistake, sometimes you won't feel like going to the gym, but the choice of exercises should still be simple. The simpler and fewer they are, the less daunting it will feel actually getting to the gym.


Level 1 - Go to the gym

If it's gym day, just go. Go even if you don't feel like it. Don't procrastinate and hope for some motivation, just make sure you get there. Convince yourself you'll only change and walk slowly on the treadmill for a few minutes. If you're lucky, walking slowly soon turns into a faster pace, then a light jog, and so on...


Level 2 - Lift weight bars until you feel tired

Lift reasonably heavy weights a few times (that's a "set"). Do a few sets in one exercise then change to another exercise. Do a few exercises until you feel tired. Do it again a few times a week.

It actually is that simple: a few reps, a few sets, a few exercises, a few times a week until you feel tired. Keep doing that week after week and you'll become reasonably fit. There's no need for esoteric exercises or any other equipment than a standard bar and some weights.


Level 3 - 5x5x5; Focus on these five-ish exercises, doing five sets of five reps each at least once every week

  • Deadlift
  • Squat
  • Pull-up/Chin-up
  • Pendlay row
  • Press/Bench press

Simply make sure you do them all at least once a week, using weights you can manage with good and safe form for about 5 reps per set, 5 sets per exercise. "5x5" refers to your work sets, i.e., the day's heaviest weight (warm-up sets don't count).

NO, you don't need to train your forearms, wrists, abs, shoulders, pecs, calves, ass, triceps, biceps etc. with specific exercises; especially not any involving machines. You can, of course, if you've got the time and energy after focusing on the real lifts.


Level 4 - an actual weekly workout schedule

  • Day 1: Deadlift 5x5, Bench press 5x5, Pull-up 5sets
  • rest
  • Day 2: Bench press 5x5, Squat 5x5, Pendlay row 5x5
  • rest
  • Day 3: Squat 5x5, Deadlift 5x5, Press 5x5

Add in some aerobic warm-up, biceps curls, prone bridges and crunches (abs) as you see fit. Quite naturally, you'll be able to focus more and lift heavier weights on the day's first exercise than the second and third. Plan for that, since that's the reality anyway.


Level 5 - getting jiggy with it

There is nothing magical about 5x5x5, or working out 3 times a week. I don't use the 5x5 principle, at least not all the time. This summer, e.g., I'm getting a little crazy, doing 4x4 in most heavy exercises. And I'm working out every second day, meaning I go to the gym 7 times in two weeks, instead of 3 times a week.

I think 3-4 times a week is optimal, for anybody just looking to get reasonably strong and fit, but 2 could probably do the trick as well, and 5 wouldn't be a complete waste of time.

In addition to lifting weights, I'm doing HIIT (intervals) or fast running on a treadmill for 12 minutes right before every workout, thus accumulating at least 10-12 km of quick running every week. I also add some kind of specific biceps work (seated or standing biceps curls on 2/3 of my sessions, in sets of 5-10 reps each), as well as 25-50 crunches of some kind after every session.

Every now and then I do a heavy pyramid in the bench press or deadlift, instead of a lighter 4x4. And sometimes I do a high rep set, like this 110kg x11 bench press (243 lbs incl. safety springs) or this 140kg x20 deadlift (touch and go).

Most of my work, however, is done in the 4x4 or 5x5, sets x reps, range. That's where I seem to gain strength most effectively. The variation is mostly for fun and motivation, but I also think it stimulates the muscles in a way that might help build volume or strength long term. No, I'm not going to refer a ton of research on the matter. Google it!


Level 6 - mobility (for health, not Van Damme style showing off; though I'm looking forward to "Kickboxer 2016")

Don't overdo it. Don't waste time on doing the splits (unless your sport or profession calls for it). Make sure you actually do the ones you're supposed to do instead.

Focus on a few exercises for improved posture and long term health. I've written about mobility here before, but as a quick recap:

  • Hips - squat, couch, pigeon
  • Upper back - cobras (seals), tube roller
  • Shoulders - morpheus
  • Lower back - hernia prevention 3D jiggling

Novice level: Spend a few minutes a week on each, e.g., in the TV couch, bundled with your favorite show

Pro level: Spend a few minutes at every weight lifting session


Food? My advice is to eat food, real food. Eat a lot but not too much.

:D

If you focus on fish, beans, eggs, leafy greens, whole fruits, and stuff like broccoli and cabbage first, you can probably eat just as much as you like. And after that you'll be too full to eat too much french fries, bread, cereals and pasta. Avoid all heavily processed food and food rich in sugar, like ketchup, mustard, candy, cereals, juice, soda etc.


Summary - KISS

Keep It Simple Stupid

Just make sure you get to the gym at all.

Once there, forget about fancy equipment, esoteric exercises and so on. If you just manage to consistently do some squatting, deadlifting, pressing and pulling for a few hours each week, you'll soon be fitter than most.

Add in some limited high speed running, mobility exercises, biceps curls and ab crunches, and you'll be a picture of health and fitness.

Eat real food, not processed garbage or fast food. Fast food burgers aren't really burgers. Make your own instead.


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Om du kan svenska kan du kolla in avsnitt 37 och 38 av "25 minuter" som handlar om träning och rörlighet

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